Pubert Cleftico is a man with many problems, his growing sexual obsession with "the brown stuff" has cost him his job as a janitor in a public toilet forcing him to get his kicks by breaking in to unsuspecting folks bathrooms.

A man is hired by a group of people he believes to be gangsters to escort a briefcase from America to Hong Kong. When he arrives, however, his contact is nowhere to be found. With no further instructions, he decides to take in the sights of Hong Kong, which consist of him taking part in a great deal of blood, sex and general weirdness, all while wearing a briefcase handcuffed to his arm.